mupload

If a guy breaks up with you, have your besties mupload pictures of you with other guys. But remember, don't be the muploader because your act will be transparent. As with all things, the key is subtlety. Oh, and make sure to check that your bestie is FB friends with your ex.

“"Step Up 6" just came out, and there's already a "Step Up 7." Isn't that great?” “Do I need to know anything from the first six to get what's happening?” “Oh, you turnt it up, young swag. You got to mupload that ish.” “Well, I think I'm caught up.” “Did you hear that old man talkin' 'bout bein' on fleek? That's so last year. Get with the times, muckamuck.”

Destiny nodded her head. "Yeesh, Sista, you wanna dance with Rocket Man, go for it!" She extended the sparkling pink unit to record more SQIMs. "C'mon so I can mupload that ish!"

People will know exactly where you are and how much fun you're currently having, while they are at home stalking you. A mupload screams, I'm too cool for Facebook albums, but my life is just too fabulous to not share this pic of my best betch vomming in her own bag!